I subscribe to the CRAFT magazine blog feed because approx 1 to 1.5 out of every hundred posts interests me. Things like hot glue decals, rhinestone covered clocks, pinatas, rag rugs, etc. are all at least somewhat useful, in my opinion.
But this? and this? and this? CROCHETED FOOD? It's a waste of time, it's a waste of materials, it's just a waste! And don't get me started on amigurumi.
And just so you know I have nothing against crochet. I made a dress once, remember?
Edited to add: knitted bicycles and swingsets